This is what I want my garden to look like...but as you already know, I hate to garden:
But what I can do is make a good Pina Colada Fruit Dip to eat in her garden:
Pina Colada Dip:
1 small box instant coconut pudding
8 oz crushed pineapple
1/2 cup sour cream
3/4 cup milk
Mix with a electric mixer and chill for about 1 hour. serve with fresh fruit.